October 02, 2004
200 Statements
Jake usually doesn't follow these kinds of memes (wikipedea), but I do. :)
Transcribed from here are 200 statements, and I've bolded all that have applied to me.
- Bought everyone in the pub a drink
- Swam with wild dolphins
- Climbed a mountain.
- Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
- Been inside the Great Pyramid
- Held a tarantula.
- Taken a candlelit bath with someone
- Said 'I love you' and meant it
- Hugged a tree
- Done a striptease.
- Bungee jumped.
- Visited Paris.
- Watched a lightning storm at sea
- Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
- Seen the Northern Lights
- Gone to a huge sports game
- Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
- Grown and eaten your own vegetables
- Touched an iceberg
- Slept under the stars
- Changed a baby's diaper
- Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
- Watched a meteor shower
- Gotten drunk on champagne
- Given more than you can afford to charity
- Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
- Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
- Had a food fight
- Bet on a winning horse
- Taken a sick day when you're not ill
- Asked out a stranger
- Had a snowball fight
- Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
- Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
- Held a lamb
- Enacted a favourite fantasy
- Taken a midnight skinny dip
- Taken an ice cold bath
- Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
- Seen a total eclipse
- Ridden a roller coaster
- Hit a home run
- Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
- Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
- Adopted an accent for an entire day
- Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
- Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
- Had two hard drives for your computer
- Visited all 50 states
- Loved your job for all accounts
- Taken care of someone who was shit faced
- Had enough money to be truly satisfied
- Had amazing friends
- Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
- Watched wild whales
- Stolen a sign
- Backpacked in Europe
- Taken a road-trip
- Rock climbing
- Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
- There is no #61.
- Sky diving
- Visited Ireland
- Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
- In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
- Visited Japan
- Benchpressed your own weight
- Milked a cow
- Alphabetised your records
- Pretended to be a superhero
- Sung karaoke
- Lounged around in bed all day
- Posed nude in front of strangers
- Scuba diving
- Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
- Kissed in the rain
- Played in the mud
- Played in the rain
- Gone to a drive-in theater
- Done something you should regret, but don't regret it
- Visited the Great Wall of China
- Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
- Dropped Windows in favor of something better
- Started a business
- Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
- Toured ancient sites
- Taken a martial arts class
- Swordfought for the honor of a woman
- Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
- Gotten married
- Been in a movie
- Crashed a party
- Loved someone you shouldn't have
- Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
- Gotten divorced
- Had sex at the office
- Gone without food for 5 days
- Made cookies from scratch
- Won first prize in a costume contest
- Ridden a gondola in Venice
- Gotten a tattoo
- Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
- Rafted the Snake River
- Been on television news programs as an "expert"
- Got flowers for no reason
- Masturbated in a public place (Who's going to admit to this one I wonder? ;)
- Got so drunk you don't remember anything
- Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
- Performed on stage
- Been to Las Vegas
- Recorded music
- Eaten shark
- Had a one-night stand
- Gone to Thailand
- Seen Siouxsie live
- Bought a house
- Been in a combat zone
- Buried one/both of your parents
- Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
- Been on a cruise ship
- Spoken more than one language fluently
- Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
- Bounced a cheque
- Performed in Rocky Horror
- Read - and understood - your credit report
- Raised children (in progress, so I don't know if this counts)
- Recently bought and played with a favourite childhood toy (flipsiders!)
- Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
- Created and named your own constellation of stars
- Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
- Found out something significant that your ancestors did
- Called or written your Congress person Member of Parliament
- Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
- ...more than once? - More than thrice?
- Walked the Golden Gate Bridge (Mom got to recently, in a rally!)
- Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
- Had an abortion or your female partner did
- Had plastic surgery
- Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived (See #141 ;)
- Wrote articles for a large publication (naaaaah ;)
- Lost over 100 pounds (My record's sixty)
- Held someone while they were having a flashback
- Piloted an airplane
- Petted a stingray
- Broken someone's heart (if key scratches on my car were any indication :/)
- Helped an animal give birth
- Been fired or laid off from a job
- Won money on a T.V. game show
- Broken a bone (arm + 2 toes.. and then there was chopping off that one toe.. I'll blog about that another time.)
- Killed a human being
- Gone on an African photo safari
- Ridden a motorcycle (attached to a rickshaw no less)
- Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph (incl. a Subaru Justy, a Plymouth Turismo (modified Dodge Dart) and an AMC Gremlin!
- Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
- Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
- Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild (Iiii don't know if this counts either ;)
- Ridden a horse
- Had major surgery (2 apendectomies no less)
- Had sex on a moving train (No, that would be a mode of transit I've missed ;)
- Had a snake as a pet
- Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
- Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
- Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours (I've been awake longer than this, after which I slept 18 hours)
- Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
- Visited all 7 continents
- Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
- Eaten kangaroo meat
- Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
- Been a sperm or egg donor
- Eaten sushi (veg. sushi so maybe it don't count)
- Had your picture in the newspaper
- Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime (One of them was obviously less healthy in that it ended, right? lol)
- Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about (or else maybe they agreed to get me to shaht ahp ;)
- Gotten someone fired for their actions
- Gone back to school (I assume this means something other than after summer break?)
- Parasailed
- Changed your name (changed my last name after adoption, went by nicknames in school exclusively for over a year, I'd say it counts.)
- Petted a cockroach
- Eaten fried green tomatoes
- Read The Iliad
- Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read ("missed" in school? I think this counts; re-read Orson Scott Card books *shrug*)
- Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them.
- ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
- Taught yourself an art from scratch (programming I s'pose)
- Killed and prepared an animal for eating
- Apologised to someone years after inflicting the hurt
- Skipped all your school reunions
- Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language (I've even tried chatting in italian chat rooms armed only with Altavista Babelfish ;)
- Been elected to public office
- Written your own computer language (GemScript is fully functional)
- Thought to yourself that you're living your dream (by 1996 I was living entirely off of Jeno's personal pan pizzas and A&W rootbeer, just as I'd promised myself I would do in 1986 :)
- Had to put someone you love into hospice care
- Built your own PC from parts
- Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
- Had a booth at a street fair (I've worked Bend.com's booth.. in 2000 that was that 33 hour day in fact :)
- Dyed your hair
- Been a DJ
- Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
- Written your own role playing game
- Been arrested
So I guess that brings my coolness score up to 63. Jake's was 75. But I know I will trounce alla y'all on any realistic kind of Geek Test, mwuhaha ;)
Posted by jesse at October 2, 2004 12:01 AM
I'm at 26.82446% - Total Geek.
And that was a LONG test, by the way. But fun!
26% is a "total geek"? Good gravy, what is this world coming to? ;)
Anyway, Deann, have you ever checked out homestarrunner.com?