October 02, 2004

200 Statements

Jake usually doesn't follow these kinds of memes (wikipedea), but I do. :)

Transcribed from here are 200 statements, and I've bolded all that have applied to me.

  1. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
  2. Swam with wild dolphins
  3. Climbed a mountain.
  4. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
  5. Been inside the Great Pyramid
  6. Held a tarantula.
  7. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
  8. Said 'I love you' and meant it
  9. Hugged a tree
  10. Done a striptease.
  11. Bungee jumped.
  12. Visited Paris.
  13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
  14. Stayed up all night long, and watch the sun rise
  15. Seen the Northern Lights
  16. Gone to a huge sports game
  17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
  18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
  19. Touched an iceberg
  20. Slept under the stars
  21. Changed a baby's diaper
  22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
  23. Watched a meteor shower
  24. Gotten drunk on champagne
  25. Given more than you can afford to charity
  26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
  27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
  28. Had a food fight
  29. Bet on a winning horse
  30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
  31. Asked out a stranger
  32. Had a snowball fight
  33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
  34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
  35. Held a lamb
  36. Enacted a favourite fantasy
  37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
  38. Taken an ice cold bath
  39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
  40. Seen a total eclipse
  41. Ridden a roller coaster
  42. Hit a home run
  43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
  44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
  45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
  46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
  47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
  48. Had two hard drives for your computer
  49. Visited all 50 states
  50. Loved your job for all accounts
  51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
  52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
  53. Had amazing friends
  54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
  55. Watched wild whales
  56. Stolen a sign
  57. Backpacked in Europe
  58. Taken a road-trip
  59. Rock climbing
  60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
  61. There is no #61.
  62. Sky diving
  63. Visited Ireland
  64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
  65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
  66. Visited Japan
  67. Benchpressed your own weight
  68. Milked a cow
  69. Alphabetised your records
  70. Pretended to be a superhero
  71. Sung karaoke
  72. Lounged around in bed all day
  73. Posed nude in front of strangers
  74. Scuba diving
  75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
  76. Kissed in the rain
  77. Played in the mud
  78. Played in the rain
  79. Gone to a drive-in theater
  80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it
  81. Visited the Great Wall of China
  82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
  83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
  84. Started a business
  85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
  86. Toured ancient sites
  87. Taken a martial arts class
  88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
  89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
  90. Gotten married
  91. Been in a movie
  92. Crashed a party
  93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
  94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
  95. Gotten divorced
  96. Had sex at the office
  97. Gone without food for 5 days
  98. Made cookies from scratch
  99. Won first prize in a costume contest
  100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
  101. Gotten a tattoo
  102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
  103. Rafted the Snake River
  104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
  105. Got flowers for no reason
  106. Masturbated in a public place (Who's going to admit to this one I wonder? ;)
  107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
  108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
  109. Performed on stage
  110. Been to Las Vegas
  111. Recorded music
  112. Eaten shark
  113. Had a one-night stand
  114. Gone to Thailand
  115. Seen Siouxsie live
  116. Bought a house
  117. Been in a combat zone
  118. Buried one/both of your parents
  119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
  120. Been on a cruise ship
  121. Spoken more than one language fluently
  122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
  123. Bounced a cheque
  124. Performed in Rocky Horror
  125. Read - and understood - your credit report
  126. Raised children (in progress, so I don't know if this counts)
  127. Recently bought and played with a favourite childhood toy (flipsiders!)
  128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
  129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
  130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
  131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
  132. Called or written your Congress person Member of Parliament
  133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
  134. ...more than once? - More than thrice?
  135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge (Mom got to recently, in a rally!)
  136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
  137. Had an abortion or your female partner did
  138. Had plastic surgery
  139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived (See #141 ;)
  140. Wrote articles for a large publication (naaaaah ;)
  141. Lost over 100 pounds (My record's sixty)
  142. Held someone while they were having a flashback
  143. Piloted an airplane
  144. Petted a stingray
  145. Broken someone's heart (if key scratches on my car were any indication :/)
  146. Helped an animal give birth
  147. Been fired or laid off from a job
  148. Won money on a T.V. game show
  149. Broken a bone (arm + 2 toes.. and then there was chopping off that one toe.. I'll blog about that another time.)
  150. Killed a human being
  151. Gone on an African photo safari
  152. Ridden a motorcycle (attached to a rickshaw no less)
  153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph (incl. a Subaru Justy, a Plymouth Turismo (modified Dodge Dart) and an AMC Gremlin!
  154. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
  155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
  156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild (Iiii don't know if this counts either ;)
  157. Ridden a horse
  158. Had major surgery (2 apendectomies no less)
  159. Had sex on a moving train (No, that would be a mode of transit I've missed ;)
  160. Had a snake as a pet
  161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
  162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
  163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours (I've been awake longer than this, after which I slept 18 hours)
  164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
  165. Visited all 7 continents
  166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
  167. Eaten kangaroo meat
  168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
  169. Been a sperm or egg donor
  170. Eaten sushi (veg. sushi so maybe it don't count)
  171. Had your picture in the newspaper
  172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime (One of them was obviously less healthy in that it ended, right? lol)
  173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about (or else maybe they agreed to get me to shaht ahp ;)
  174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
  175. Gone back to school (I assume this means something other than after summer break?)
  176. Parasailed
  177. Changed your name (changed my last name after adoption, went by nicknames in school exclusively for over a year, I'd say it counts.)
  178. Petted a cockroach
  179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
  180. Read The Iliad
  181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read ("missed" in school? I think this counts; re-read Orson Scott Card books *shrug*)
  182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them.
  183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
  184. Taught yourself an art from scratch (programming I s'pose)
  185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
  186. Apologised to someone years after inflicting the hurt
  187. Skipped all your school reunions
  188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language (I've even tried chatting in italian chat rooms armed only with Altavista Babelfish ;)
  189. Been elected to public office
  190. Written your own computer language (GemScript is fully functional)
  191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream (by 1996 I was living entirely off of Jeno's personal pan pizzas and A&W rootbeer, just as I'd promised myself I would do in 1986 :)
  192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
  193. Built your own PC from parts
  194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
  195. Had a booth at a street fair (I've worked Bend.com's booth.. in 2000 that was that 33 hour day in fact :)
  196. Dyed your hair
  197. Been a DJ
  198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
  199. Written your own role playing game
  200. Been arrested

So I guess that brings my coolness score up to 63. Jake's was 75. But I know I will trounce alla y'all on any realistic kind of Geek Test, mwuhaha ;)

Posted by jesse at October 2, 2004 12:01 AM
Comments

I'm at 26.82446% - Total Geek.

And that was a LONG test, by the way. But fun!

Posted by: DeAnn at October 2, 2004 08:32 PM

26% is a "total geek"? Good gravy, what is this world coming to? ;)

Anyway, Deann, have you ever checked out homestarrunner.com?

Posted by: Jesse Thompson at October 2, 2004 10:30 PM