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Marzipan's Answering Machine[star]

Marzipan's[star] Answering Machine has gone through several different 'versions'..
  • Version 10.2 [star]
    • Is this greeting an Abstract Thought or a duck?
    • Just as a note.. the voices sound a little strange for everybody. Matt has laryngitis mebe? *shrug*
    • 6 messages
    • As Strong Sad[star] calls to gush about the "VI Worshowski" DVD.. (who?), Marzipan[star] leaves her keychain mace on the table.
    • Homestar Runner[star] gets some advice in prank call making. "Bahhhh"
    • Homestar Runner[star] makes up a good fake name. "Bahhhh"
    • Homestar Runner[star] gets it right this t.. "BAHHH!"
    • Sugarface[star] comes around and.. "gets one over by a long bow plate", or some such.
    • Strong Sad[star] calls to confirm that he's too much of a wussy to even rent a DVD.. Marzipan[star] gets the mace.
    • At this point, you can click on the tape to hear a sketchy sounding "Ron d-dardman" (?) from the credit card company, trying to confirm about a check with a signature that looks like an "underbite man"[star]. Woah: prank calls, creepy stalkers[star], check forgers, it's not easy being shaped like a bell[star]! :)
    • You can also click on the number of messages (one) to hear some Strong Bad Zone[star]-style problems with translation
  • Version 9.2 [star]
    • Marzipan[star] is practicing for a spelling bee.
    • Before we start, know that Marzy[star] got a new machine, after Strong Bad[star] broke her last one[star]
    • 6 messages
    • The King of Town[star] calls up to ask about a life or death matter
    • Cableman Jorjay[star] calls about Marzipan's[star] 'service'
    • The lyrical wondermind[star] calls asking about disca-tapes, sneakin' and creepin' around
    • That Guy Strong Bad[star] calls to give a psa about Tofu
    • Homestar Runner[star] gives Marzy[star] a peice of his mind. Has he many to spare? dunno :)
    • Homestar[star] calls for that peice of his mind back
    • 4 more messages
    • Strong Bad[star] makes his best Prank Call Evah :)
    • Coach Z[star] calls and fails to emulate his performance from A Jorb Well Done[star]
    • Homestar Runner[star] calls tp suck up
    • Strong Sad[star] calls to be less gloomy than usual
  • Version 8.0 [star]
    • Marzipan[star] fails to be all French about it
    • 5 messages
    • Coach Z[star] turns the creepy stalker bit up a notch
    • Sweepstakes Ron[star] stoup's, um, stoop's, to new lows!
    • Stinkoman got the wrong number. Woah!
    • Grape Nuts Robot botches another prank call attempt
    • Homestar Runner[star] calls from WPKG, pointy-point five, after Sweepstakes Ron[star] got the better of 'im
  • Version 7.0 [star]
    • Spooky Halloween Messages!
    • 5 messages
    • Strong Sad[star] calls to let Marzipan[star] know that he and Homsar[star] shall get down and spiritual[star] later that evening
    • Marzipan, snap, I mean Bubs[star], calls about tainted candy and kicking Coach Z[star] in da crotch
    • Homsar[star] um. calls?
    • Homestar Runner[star] tries trick or treating over the phone. Very novel, I think :)
    • Safety Dan[star] calls with some dubious safety tips
  • Version 6.0 [star]
    • Marzipan[star] is in her unhappy place.
    • 5 messages
    • Dr. Proffessional[star] calls to break the Bad News
    • KoT[star] calls to be popular
    • Kevin calls to see what Marzipanz[star] up to. Kevin sounds like Matt :)
    • Strong Bad[star] calls to ask for advice for gifts for his girlfriend[star]
    • Homestar[star] calls to do the same thing. (!?)
  • Version 5.0 [star]
    • Marzipan[star] leaves her musical greeting
    • 6 messages
    • Coach Z[star] has been hitting the soy sauce a little too hard
    • Homsar[star] calls to thank Marzipan[star] for the flowers, and makes an uncommon amount of sense
    • Constable Anybody[star] calls Marzipan[star] with the Good News, and proves he's British[star]
    • Coach Z[star] calls back to apologize and prove he's a creepy old man[star]
    • HSR[star] cold calls Marzy[star], and proves he's a dumpface[star]
    • Strong Sad[star] calls and.. I dunno.. somehow doesn't hang back up?
  • Version 4.0 [star]
    • Marzipan[star] is out doing some very important things
    • 7 messages
    • Homestar[star] miscalls and simultaneously fails to make his point
    • The King of Town[star] calls to own up for all the prank calls
    • Strong Sad[star] calls and waxes gloomy
    • Homestar[star] calls to fumble making the same point he accidentally failed to make before (!?)
    • Strong Bad[star] calls to say it was really him prank calling, and says "crap" a lot
    • Strong Sad[star] calls to top off his gloominess record
    • Strong Mad[star] proves he can't cut it :)
  • Version 3.0 [star]
    • Marzipan[star] is feeling 'very vivacious' today, watch out!
    • 6 messages:
    • Marzipan[star] "calls herself back", like she "does all the time".. right :)
    • Bubs[star] calls to offer free food
    • Homestar[star] calls to whine
    • Coach Z[star] calls to offer do-nuts
    • Homestar[star] calls to whine some more
    • Strong Mad[star] calls to offer uh.. we won't go there :)
  • Version 2.0 [star]
    • Marzipan[star] is screening her calls today, but she'll pick up if she feels like it
    • 6 messages:
    • Detective Everybody[star] calls with some uh.. bad news
    • The King of Town[star] calls and gets distracted
    • Marzipan[star] calls herself to warn about HSR's[star] girth
    • KoT[star] calls back, and gets re-distracted
    • Pom Pom[star] calls on his cell, and HSR[star] flips out :)
    • The King of Town[star] just can't stick the dismount
  • Version 1.0 [star]
    • She's out looking at the fall colors. Leave her a message.
    • 6 messages:
    • Mr. Nobody[star] from the Toilet Patrol[star]
    • Homestar Runner[star] expresses his frustrations and blames it on Pom Pom[star]
    • Strong Sad[star] whines about his CD's. m00t now that he has an ipod[star]..
    • Homestar[star] again.. I wonder what they were going to go see?
    • Strong Bad[star] calls back, I mean for the first time, today, because his boxing gloves don't make good oven mitts :)
    • Coach Z[star] calls to complain that Homestar's[star] not getting any (!?)