Marzipan's Answering Machine has gone through several different 'versions'..
Is this greeting an Abstract Thought or a duck?
Just as a note.. the voices sound a little strange for everybody. Matt has laryngitis mebe? *shrug*
As Strong Sad calls to gush about the "VI Worshowski" DVD.. (who?), Marzipan leaves her keychain mace on the table.
Homestar Runner gets some advice in prank call making. "Bahhhh"
Homestar Runner makes up a good fake name. "Bahhhh"
Homestar Runner gets it right this t.. "BAHHH!"
Sugarface comes around and.. "gets one over by a long bow plate", or some such.
Strong Sad calls to confirm that he's too much of a wussy to even rent a DVD.. Marzipan gets the mace.
At this point, you can click on the tape to hear a sketchy sounding "Ron d-dardman" (?) from the credit card company, trying to confirm about a check with a signature that looks like an "underbite man". Woah: prank calls, creepy stalkers, check forgers, it's not easy being shaped like a bell! :)
You can also click on the number of messages (one) to hear some Strong Bad Zone-style problems with translation