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"english paper"
Metastar

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Strong Bad Email[star]: "english paper"[star]


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  • SB[star] gets distracted when Homestar[star] shows up asking for a breakfast burrito. He is pretty cool about it, but I mean he starts typing about "right and left arms" and "li'l spicey" :)
  • After the paper comes, flip through the finished produkt
  • After flipping all the way through, you can download the paper in .doc format (for your own plageristic purposes..)
  • Click on "The Cheat's Allowance" on page one of the paper to see The Cheat[star] win the auction