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"big white face"
Metastar

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Strong Bad Email[star]: "big white face"[star]


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  • SB[star]: "The Cheat's[star] physiology just plain baffles me"
  • The "b/w" monitor emulation thingy is obviously an old style macintosh. Main drive says "Compy 086" and floppy says "Karateka", which I can't make sense of.. There are closed Frog Eyes in the menubar.. other than that nothing glib or Klez related I can see :)
  • The disks say "World games"
  • Wait a bit after the paper and an astonished Poopsmith[star] will jab at it with his shovel
  • Click the small turd (lol) on The Poopsmith's[star] shovel to download the Mac Desktop image as a wallpaper
  • Click the top of the cake to see a real-life photo of the cake (ew :)
  • Click the photo to see a broken fortune cookie on it (I can't read the message, it gets too pixelated when I zoom in)
  • Keep clicking to see all kinds of junk on the cake, including a previous celebratory cake[star] :)