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"local news"
Metastar

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Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 42


Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26
Strong Bad Email[star]: "local news"[star]


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Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26
  • Right after lambasting Dan about when to use an apostrophe in "it's", (no apostrophe for posessive), SB[star] clears the screen and types "it's the greatest". He even pauses and fumbles a bit while saying it :)
  • After the paper, click the muscle-arm in the logo to see "Strong Bad's[star] Rhythmn and N' Grammar"
  • Click on that to here the scalawag song again :)