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"caffeine"
Metastar

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Strong Bad Email[star]: "caffeine"[star]


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Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26
  • Z[star]: "Hey! Cut that out! Don't hurt me! I don't want to die! I'm just a crazy old man!"
  • After the paper, click on certain things on the project card:
    • Click on the postits to the left for closer inspection of SB's[star] automotive genius
    • Click and hold down on the insert on the left to see how SB's[star] project would have otherwise looked
      • While you're holding down, if you move too far away it all vanished, so reading the text on the left is challenging :)
      • Notice how The Paper doesn't get singed this time[star]
    • Unfortunately, you can't click on "what's a wood-daver". Man, I'd like to know :)
  • Mouse over the right side of the frame to find a hidden arrow. Click on it to see Homestar's[star] project.
  • Click on the puddle for Homestar's[star] explaination of why it's so lame :)
  • You can click an invisible left arrow to get back to SB's[star] project