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"army"
Metastar

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Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 42


Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26
Strong Bad Email[star]: "army"[star]


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Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26

Deprecated: mysql_escape_string(): This function is deprecated; use mysql_real_escape_string() instead. in /home/jesse/lightsecond.com/metastar/handy_ms.inc on line 26
  • SB's[star] disk says "Scicross (suckrocross)"
  • Click "three to one marn-y" to see a brochure for Lem Sportsinterviewer's underwhelming game idea
  • SS's[star] tape recorder sounds just like the one SB[star] used in "impression"[star]
  • After SB[star] stops lamenting:
    • click "army" to see The Cheat's[star] new action figure[star]
    • click "no idea" to see Colonel Homestar Runner[star] break the news to Mrs. Benendetto
    • off-frame, next to Mrs. Benendetto is a doggie cookie-jar
    • Yeah, that's Homestar's[star] kitchen