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"monument"
Metastar

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Strong Bad Email[star]: "monument"[star]


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  • We are introduced to "Technochocolate" and "The Thnikkaman"
  • After the paper, click on "Thnikkaman" to see him strut (Shaft would be proud.. to beat this guy up :)
  • Click "I don't care what you're doing" for an explaination of why Homestar[star] has legs, but no pants
  • Click "Technochocolate" for a lightstick rave